When she’s not busy licking cream off her breasts, or pretending that a chicken kebab is a penis, or whatever the bleedin’ hell she does in the kitchen all day, she apparently wiles away her time sporting wigs.
The ‘domestic goddess’ told Good Housekeeping magazine: “I’ve never been a big party hat person so I’ve recently moved into wigs.
“There’s a website I go to for cheap wigs and although you wouldn’t want to stand near a naked flame wearing them they’re great fun.”
Yes, when we think ‘oh, I don’t fancy that party tonight’, we wear wigs too. Oh no, that’s right - we watch telly, or drink wine, or something a lot less bloody weird.
The 50-year-old added: “My sister and I wore platinum blonde hair all Christmas Day last year, my daughter had a very good lilac bob on and even an older gentleman in his 80s was wearing long blue hair.”
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