Following her latest men’s mag cover shoot for GQ, Jessica Alba infuriates the nation’s womankind by whining: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger... every actress out there is more beautiful than me…"
Is she for real? She was voted Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM in 2007.
Yes, she’s now a mum, but really?! Three words, Jessica: get. a. grip.
We think Heatworld forum-genius ‘Clairei’ has got it spot on, saying: ‘Can't understand why she left out her horrible voice from that list. Or how boring she is. I had a baby 3 weeks ago and I really like my body because it's so much lighter, so naff off Alba.’
‘Nuff said.
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