Thursday, 2 December 2010

Big Uh-Oh for J-Lo

Big bummed Jen is currently battling with her ex over his plans to (ahem) thrust a sex tape of the couple into the public domain.

Her ex-husband Ojai Noa and his agent Ed Meyer are planning to attempt to to sell and market videos made during the couple's 11-month marriage in 1997.

According to the Daily Mail, in one of the films, she is allegedly seen 'flashing' in public while riding a scooter.

, Meyer claims: 'J-Lo is riding a scooter while talking to the camera and numerous bystanders, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past.

'This is among other nudity on her part in the 21 hours of home movies that we have so far recovered.'

The court filing continues: 'However, Noa & Meyer have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos.

'It must also be stated that in Noa's Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her'.
Conveniently, Jennifer is due to release her new album Love? later this month. Smell a , er, rat?

Ke$ha’s Pirate Fantasies

She must be one of THE most irritating people of 2010, but at least she probably won’t be after the same guys as most women.

Ke$ha, who is now single after dumping her last boyfriend, Alex Carpetis, told Complex magazine: "He had a Keith Richards vibe to him but then he started acting like a woman and I just can't handle that.”

When asked about her ultimate man, she said: “Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.”

She adds: “I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won’t discriminate, but my favourite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they’re un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.”

Let’s hope she finds a guy with such a big beard that we never have to see her or her stooopid blue lips again, then.