Thursday, 2 December 2010

Ke$ha’s Pirate Fantasies

She must be one of THE most irritating people of 2010, but at least she probably won’t be after the same guys as most women.

Ke$ha, who is now single after dumping her last boyfriend, Alex Carpetis, told Complex magazine: "He had a Keith Richards vibe to him but then he started acting like a woman and I just can't handle that.”

When asked about her ultimate man, she said: “Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.”

She adds: “I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won’t discriminate, but my favourite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they’re un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.”

Let’s hope she finds a guy with such a big beard that we never have to see her or her stooopid blue lips again, then.

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