Kerry Katona 'I was off my head for four years’ - Only four?!

In an, er , surprising turn of events, cathartic Kerry has decided to reveal all about her loopy, drug addled past, in return for some cold, hard cash for an ITV documentary: the alliteratively titled, ‘Kerry Katona: Coming Clean.’

The former Iceland-face mentalist tells cameras that if she hadn’t have left scumbag ex Mark Croft, her drug addiction would have killed her.

She said: 'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.'

Forgetful Kerry also admits there are large patches of her children’s lives she can’t remember due to being routinely off her tits.

She said: 'I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, "Kerry, stop, that's enough," but he didn't.'

She continued: 'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'

Kerry eventually plucked up the courage to get clean and leave Mark in February this year, by which time she was bankrupt. Oops.

The Empire Strikes Crack

Carrie Fisher has revealed that she snorted coke on the set of The Empire Strikes Back, The Sun reported today.

Carrie, 53, played Princess Leia in the 1980 movie, and somewhat fittingly, admitted her chemical indiscretion took places while filming scenes on the ice planet Hoth.

She said: "I didn't even like coke that much. It was just a case of getting on whatever train I needed to take to get high."

It is the first time the former junkie has admitted taking drugs while filming the legendary sci-fi saga.

Carrie added: "I realised I was doing a bit more drugs than other people and losing my choice in the matter. If I had been addicted to booze I would be dead now - because you just go out and get it."

However, unlike certain starlets, she refreshingly doesn’t blame her broken family or celebrity for her addiction.

"If it was Hollywood [to blame], we'd all be dope addicts”, she says.

Drugs are not cool, but can make you richer.

Always the publication to keep abreast of Kate Moss’s nasal antics, The News of the World reported on Sunday that the model’s agent has bragged about how her famous indiscretion doubled her money.

Talking of the scandal for the first time, agency boss Sarah Doukas said: "Unfortunately all press is good press in this world. I had a strategic view of it. I just thought 'She'll be fine!' "

Sarah, founder of Storm Model Management and the woman who discovered Kate at 14, spoke out on Radio 4's Desert Island Discs on Sunday morning.

In handy advice to young celeb dabblers, she told BBC presenter Kirsty Young: "I spent a lot of time trying to reassure big clients. You keep calm and don't have a knee-jerk reaction."

Although several massive companies including Chanel and Burberry dropped the model it was later revealed her annual profits went up from £2 million to £4 million. How much of this was pumped back into fuelling said - ahem - ‘publicity machine’ is unknown….