Big bummed Jen is currently battling with her ex over his plans to (ahem) thrust a sex tape of the couple into the public domain.
Her ex-husband Ojai Noa and his agent Ed Meyer are planning to attempt to to sell and market videos made during the couple's 11-month marriage in 1997.
According to the Daily Mail, in one of the films, she is allegedly seen 'flashing' in public while riding a scooter.
, Meyer claims: 'J-Lo is riding a scooter while talking to the camera and numerous bystanders, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past.
'This is among other nudity on her part in the 21 hours of home movies that we have so far recovered.'
The court filing continues: 'However, Noa & Meyer have never ever intended to market this and the many other racy, damaging & expositive scenes from the Home Videos.
'It must also be stated that in Noa's Home Videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her'.
Conveniently, Jennifer is due to release her new album Love? later this month. Smell a , er, rat?
Thursday, 2 December 2010
Ke$ha’s Pirate Fantasies
She must be one of THE most irritating people of 2010, but at least she probably won’t be after the same guys as most women.
Ke$ha, who is now single after dumping her last boyfriend, Alex Carpetis, told Complex magazine: "He had a Keith Richards vibe to him but then he started acting like a woman and I just can't handle that.”
When asked about her ultimate man, she said: “Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.”
She adds: “I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won’t discriminate, but my favourite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they’re un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.”
Let’s hope she finds a guy with such a big beard that we never have to see her or her stooopid blue lips again, then.
Ke$ha, who is now single after dumping her last boyfriend, Alex Carpetis, told Complex magazine: "He had a Keith Richards vibe to him but then he started acting like a woman and I just can't handle that.”
When asked about her ultimate man, she said: “Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.”
She adds: “I like the rugged, mountain-man beard, personally. I won’t discriminate, but my favourite kind of beard is one that could potentially be a homeless beard. Like, you actually have to discover if they’re un-groomed for a reason. I like a really unkempt beard.”
Let’s hope she finds a guy with such a big beard that we never have to see her or her stooopid blue lips again, then.
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
Cheering News that no, Kate, we don’t all ‘know who you are’
Massive smirks crossed our faces on reading the news that bouncers at a Primal Scream gig on Sunday didn’t recognise Kate Moss when she tried to get in.
Yes, it’s because we’re jealous; yes, they’ve obviously been under a rock since the early 90s; but nonetheless, thrilling stuff.
According to The Mirror, bouncers left her quite literally out in the cold, despite Kate being BFF’s with the band’s front man Bobby Gillespie.
A source said: “Kate was obviously mortified that she had to wait outside. But she took it all in her stride. She had a bit of a moan once she got in – mainly about being stuck outside in such cold weather.”
Yes, it’s because we’re jealous; yes, they’ve obviously been under a rock since the early 90s; but nonetheless, thrilling stuff.
According to The Mirror, bouncers left her quite literally out in the cold, despite Kate being BFF’s with the band’s front man Bobby Gillespie.
A source said: “Kate was obviously mortified that she had to wait outside. But she took it all in her stride. She had a bit of a moan once she got in – mainly about being stuck outside in such cold weather.”
BREAKING news….
Nature is a cruel, cruel mistress: something little Justin Bieber knows only too well, as he faces a struggle with Mr Puberty’s threats to his ‘angelic’ vocals.
The Biebster is reportedly having specialist vocal training with the coach who helped Usher overcome the effects of his knackers dropping.
A source said: “Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys so his voice is only breaking now. He's working with the best in the business, a specialist called Jan Smith, to make sure he gets much vocal rest as humanly possible for a working pop star.”
Awwwww. ‘Developing at a slower rate’?! THAT’S gonna make him feel good.
Cue bedroom walls painted black and self-harm. A literally crushing sentence if ever we heard one.
The Biebster is reportedly having specialist vocal training with the coach who helped Usher overcome the effects of his knackers dropping.
A source said: “Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys so his voice is only breaking now. He's working with the best in the business, a specialist called Jan Smith, to make sure he gets much vocal rest as humanly possible for a working pop star.”
Awwwww. ‘Developing at a slower rate’?! THAT’S gonna make him feel good.
Cue bedroom walls painted black and self-harm. A literally crushing sentence if ever we heard one.
Look away, all arbiters of good taste: it’s SUBO THE MUSICAL
Yeah, that’s not a typo.
It’s been revealed that Susan Boyle is to play, well, herself, in a musical narrating her rise to stardom.
The Sun has reported that the show, which will tell the singer's entire sorry story, is in the final stages of planning.
SuBo said: "I'm definitely going to be on stage. I'd rather that than having to sit watching people up there looking like me.
"I want to be doing the music parts, so I'll be coming in and out of the show. I'm looking forward to doing some live work. It'll be really nice to see so many of the people who have supported me in person."
Alongside such heart-warming asides as SuBo’s lonely life with just a cat for company, the show is also expected to feature her performance for the Pope, who has not yet confirmed whether he too will be playing himself.
An insider said: "Susan has incredibly loyal fans. People will be travelling from all over the world to see her perform in her own musical.
"I wouldn't be surprised if some of them book tickets to watch it five nights in a row."
Er…….
It’s been revealed that Susan Boyle is to play, well, herself, in a musical narrating her rise to stardom.
The Sun has reported that the show, which will tell the singer's entire sorry story, is in the final stages of planning.
SuBo said: "I'm definitely going to be on stage. I'd rather that than having to sit watching people up there looking like me.
"I want to be doing the music parts, so I'll be coming in and out of the show. I'm looking forward to doing some live work. It'll be really nice to see so many of the people who have supported me in person."
Alongside such heart-warming asides as SuBo’s lonely life with just a cat for company, the show is also expected to feature her performance for the Pope, who has not yet confirmed whether he too will be playing himself.
An insider said: "Susan has incredibly loyal fans. People will be travelling from all over the world to see her perform in her own musical.
"I wouldn't be surprised if some of them book tickets to watch it five nights in a row."
Er…….
Lindsay’s folks PR Machine rumbles on a-pace
Rehab is apparently no barrier to success and adoration, if Lindsay Lohan’s mum and dad are to believed.
Her own personal ‘cheerleaders’ (that’s what Americans say, right?), mum Dina and dad Michael have claimed little Linds will have "mountains of scripts" to peruse when she leaves treatment.
Ethan Terra, who co-owns a production company with Dina, revealed: "Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we'd like to see her take on a positive role. She is doing so amazingly well with her recovery."
‘LITERALLY’. She ‘LITERALLY’ has a ‘mountain’ of ‘em.
You heard it here.
Her own personal ‘cheerleaders’ (that’s what Americans say, right?), mum Dina and dad Michael have claimed little Linds will have "mountains of scripts" to peruse when she leaves treatment.
Ethan Terra, who co-owns a production company with Dina, revealed: "Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we'd like to see her take on a positive role. She is doing so amazingly well with her recovery."
‘LITERALLY’. She ‘LITERALLY’ has a ‘mountain’ of ‘em.
You heard it here.
Kerry Katona 'I was off my head for four years’ - Only four?!
In an, er , surprising turn of events, cathartic Kerry has decided to reveal all about her loopy, drug addled past, in return for some cold, hard cash for an ITV documentary: the alliteratively titled, ‘Kerry Katona: Coming Clean.’
The former Iceland-face mentalist tells cameras that if she hadn’t have left scumbag ex Mark Croft, her drug addiction would have killed her.
She said: 'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.'
Forgetful Kerry also admits there are large patches of her children’s lives she can’t remember due to being routinely off her tits.
She said: 'I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, "Kerry, stop, that's enough," but he didn't.'
She continued: 'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'
Kerry eventually plucked up the courage to get clean and leave Mark in February this year, by which time she was bankrupt. Oops.
The former Iceland-face mentalist tells cameras that if she hadn’t have left scumbag ex Mark Croft, her drug addiction would have killed her.
She said: 'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.'
Forgetful Kerry also admits there are large patches of her children’s lives she can’t remember due to being routinely off her tits.
She said: 'I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, "Kerry, stop, that's enough," but he didn't.'
She continued: 'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'
Kerry eventually plucked up the courage to get clean and leave Mark in February this year, by which time she was bankrupt. Oops.
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