Tuesday, 30 November 2010

BREAKING news….

Nature is a cruel, cruel mistress: something little Justin Bieber knows only too well, as he faces a struggle with Mr Puberty’s threats to his ‘angelic’ vocals.

The Biebster is reportedly having specialist vocal training with the coach who helped Usher overcome the effects of his knackers dropping.

A source said: “Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys so his voice is only breaking now. He's working with the best in the business, a specialist called Jan Smith, to make sure he gets much vocal rest as humanly possible for a working pop star.”

Awwwww. ‘Developing at a slower rate’?! THAT’S gonna make him feel good.

Cue bedroom walls painted black and self-harm. A literally crushing sentence if ever we heard one.

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