Massive smirks crossed our faces on reading the news that bouncers at a Primal Scream gig on Sunday didn’t recognise Kate Moss when she tried to get in.
Yes, it’s because we’re jealous; yes, they’ve obviously been under a rock since the early 90s; but nonetheless, thrilling stuff.
According to The Mirror, bouncers left her quite literally out in the cold, despite Kate being BFF’s with the band’s front man Bobby Gillespie.
A source said: “Kate was obviously mortified that she had to wait outside. But she took it all in her stride. She had a bit of a moan once she got in – mainly about being stuck outside in such cold weather.”
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
BREAKING news….
Nature is a cruel, cruel mistress: something little Justin Bieber knows only too well, as he faces a struggle with Mr Puberty’s threats to his ‘angelic’ vocals.
The Biebster is reportedly having specialist vocal training with the coach who helped Usher overcome the effects of his knackers dropping.
A source said: “Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys so his voice is only breaking now. He's working with the best in the business, a specialist called Jan Smith, to make sure he gets much vocal rest as humanly possible for a working pop star.”
Awwwww. ‘Developing at a slower rate’?! THAT’S gonna make him feel good.
Cue bedroom walls painted black and self-harm. A literally crushing sentence if ever we heard one.
The Biebster is reportedly having specialist vocal training with the coach who helped Usher overcome the effects of his knackers dropping.
A source said: “Justin is physically developing at a slower rate than most guys so his voice is only breaking now. He's working with the best in the business, a specialist called Jan Smith, to make sure he gets much vocal rest as humanly possible for a working pop star.”
Awwwww. ‘Developing at a slower rate’?! THAT’S gonna make him feel good.
Cue bedroom walls painted black and self-harm. A literally crushing sentence if ever we heard one.
Look away, all arbiters of good taste: it’s SUBO THE MUSICAL
Yeah, that’s not a typo.
It’s been revealed that Susan Boyle is to play, well, herself, in a musical narrating her rise to stardom.
The Sun has reported that the show, which will tell the singer's entire sorry story, is in the final stages of planning.
SuBo said: "I'm definitely going to be on stage. I'd rather that than having to sit watching people up there looking like me.
"I want to be doing the music parts, so I'll be coming in and out of the show. I'm looking forward to doing some live work. It'll be really nice to see so many of the people who have supported me in person."
Alongside such heart-warming asides as SuBo’s lonely life with just a cat for company, the show is also expected to feature her performance for the Pope, who has not yet confirmed whether he too will be playing himself.
An insider said: "Susan has incredibly loyal fans. People will be travelling from all over the world to see her perform in her own musical.
"I wouldn't be surprised if some of them book tickets to watch it five nights in a row."
Er…….
It’s been revealed that Susan Boyle is to play, well, herself, in a musical narrating her rise to stardom.
The Sun has reported that the show, which will tell the singer's entire sorry story, is in the final stages of planning.
SuBo said: "I'm definitely going to be on stage. I'd rather that than having to sit watching people up there looking like me.
"I want to be doing the music parts, so I'll be coming in and out of the show. I'm looking forward to doing some live work. It'll be really nice to see so many of the people who have supported me in person."
Alongside such heart-warming asides as SuBo’s lonely life with just a cat for company, the show is also expected to feature her performance for the Pope, who has not yet confirmed whether he too will be playing himself.
An insider said: "Susan has incredibly loyal fans. People will be travelling from all over the world to see her perform in her own musical.
"I wouldn't be surprised if some of them book tickets to watch it five nights in a row."
Er…….
Lindsay’s folks PR Machine rumbles on a-pace
Rehab is apparently no barrier to success and adoration, if Lindsay Lohan’s mum and dad are to believed.
Her own personal ‘cheerleaders’ (that’s what Americans say, right?), mum Dina and dad Michael have claimed little Linds will have "mountains of scripts" to peruse when she leaves treatment.
Ethan Terra, who co-owns a production company with Dina, revealed: "Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we'd like to see her take on a positive role. She is doing so amazingly well with her recovery."
‘LITERALLY’. She ‘LITERALLY’ has a ‘mountain’ of ‘em.
You heard it here.
Her own personal ‘cheerleaders’ (that’s what Americans say, right?), mum Dina and dad Michael have claimed little Linds will have "mountains of scripts" to peruse when she leaves treatment.
Ethan Terra, who co-owns a production company with Dina, revealed: "Lindsay has absolutely no qualms about getting work. She literally has a mountain pile of scripts to choose from. When she is ready, we'd like to see her take on a positive role. She is doing so amazingly well with her recovery."
‘LITERALLY’. She ‘LITERALLY’ has a ‘mountain’ of ‘em.
You heard it here.
Kerry Katona 'I was off my head for four years’ - Only four?!
In an, er , surprising turn of events, cathartic Kerry has decided to reveal all about her loopy, drug addled past, in return for some cold, hard cash for an ITV documentary: the alliteratively titled, ‘Kerry Katona: Coming Clean.’
The former Iceland-face mentalist tells cameras that if she hadn’t have left scumbag ex Mark Croft, her drug addiction would have killed her.
She said: 'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.'
Forgetful Kerry also admits there are large patches of her children’s lives she can’t remember due to being routinely off her tits.
She said: 'I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, "Kerry, stop, that's enough," but he didn't.'
She continued: 'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'
Kerry eventually plucked up the courage to get clean and leave Mark in February this year, by which time she was bankrupt. Oops.
The former Iceland-face mentalist tells cameras that if she hadn’t have left scumbag ex Mark Croft, her drug addiction would have killed her.
She said: 'If I'd stayed with Mark I would have been dead. The next time you'd have seen me would have been at my funeral.'
Forgetful Kerry also admits there are large patches of her children’s lives she can’t remember due to being routinely off her tits.
She said: 'I'd go OTT on the drugs, hope that he would go, "Kerry, stop, that's enough," but he didn't.'
She continued: 'I needed someone to stop me and I was trying to push Mark to prove how much he loved me by saying, 'Look Kerry, you've got f****** kids out there. I knew that I was doing wrong.'
Kerry eventually plucked up the courage to get clean and leave Mark in February this year, by which time she was bankrupt. Oops.
Geldof in not-being-really-smug shocker
Bob Geldof has revealed that just like the rest of us, he finds ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ pretty bloody annoying.
Despite its charideeee credentials and status as the worlds' biggest selling single, he branded the track one of the worst songs ever.
He said: ‘I am responsible for two of the worst songs in history. One is Do They Know It’s Christmas? and the other one is We Are The World.
'Any day soon, I will go to the supermarket, head to the meat counter and it will be playing. Every ****ing Christmas.’
Right on, Sir Bob. Right on.
Despite its charideeee credentials and status as the worlds' biggest selling single, he branded the track one of the worst songs ever.
He said: ‘I am responsible for two of the worst songs in history. One is Do They Know It’s Christmas? and the other one is We Are The World.
'Any day soon, I will go to the supermarket, head to the meat counter and it will be playing. Every ****ing Christmas.’
Right on, Sir Bob. Right on.
Happy Eva After? Not for much Long[ori]a
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria filed for divorce last week, after finding 'hundreds of texts' from another woman on husband Tony Parker's phone.
In yet another blow, the texts turned out to be from the wife of one of the NBA player's teammates at the San Antonio Spurs, though her name has not been announced.
Alongside his Vernon Kay style activities, Tony is also said to have cheated on her with another laydee, who he kept in touch with via the ever-romantic medium of Facebook.
Confirming the split, Eva Tweeted: 'It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.'
Her husband later tweeted the same message. How very bloody original.
In yet another blow, the texts turned out to be from the wife of one of the NBA player's teammates at the San Antonio Spurs, though her name has not been announced.
Alongside his Vernon Kay style activities, Tony is also said to have cheated on her with another laydee, who he kept in touch with via the ever-romantic medium of Facebook.
Confirming the split, Eva Tweeted: 'It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce. We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.'
Her husband later tweeted the same message. How very bloody original.
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