Proving that she is actually as mental as we thought she was, squillionairess Paris Hilton has proved that even a life-threatening attempted burglary can be turned into a canny PR stunt.
When Princess P awoke to a maniac armed with two kitchen knives, trying to get into her mansion, her instant reaction as to post a photo of the incident on Twitter (Duh!)
Frankly, most would be too busy shitting their pants of offering up their Chihuahua as some kind of penance, but nope – Paris treated her Twitter followers to a live commentary as the drama unfolded.
She wrote: “So scary – just got woken up to a guy trying to break in holding two big knives. Cops are arresting him. I can’t believe the knives he was carrying. Thank God the police arrived quickly.”
Fortunately for the social networking numpty, the man failed to get in – which the police perceptively described as “lucky.”
Paris’s spokesman (does she really need one, we wonder?) said: “Paris is shaken, but is unharmed and well.”
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