Sooo…here it is. Ranked in our estimates of famous to not famous, though this is clearly subjective.
Gail Porter - alopecia, bum on houses of Parliament. Cute, IMHO.
Gillian McKeith - she looks at people’s poo for a living, oft-seen in the McKeith hands o hips stance. looks approximately 2.5 minutes from death.
Shaun Ryder - Happy Monday caner, once made a fabulous appreance on Most Haunted.
Linford Christie - well informed in the trouser department former athlete.
Stacey Solomon – came third on last year’s X Factor and LOOKS LIKE A HORSE
Dom Joly –Trigger Happy genius
Lembit Opik - he was a Cheeky Boy. Now he just looks like an Aardman animation.
Britt Ekland – ex Bond girl
Nigel Havers - I should probably know who this is but I don’t.
Alison Hammond – ex Big Brother fattie who now bounces around on This Morning being generally over excited
Sheryl Gascoigne - Ex GazzaWAG
Aggro Santos – we have no idea who he is, but sounds like a pissed off Father Christmas
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