What a Pratt!

Prize twerps Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have revealed they are considering filing for bankruptcy after blowing their $10million fortune.

The former stars of The Hills splashed out on crystals, luxury cars, Heidi's multiple plastic surgery procedures and a failed pop album, and the pair have revealed say they owe close to $2 million in taxes.

They now claim to be living in a guesthouse at Pratt’s parents’ home after struggling to pay the rent on their $35,000-a-month Malibu mansion.

AND - surprise surprise - the couple have finally admitted that their divorce was sham, engineered when they heard network ITV was interested in giving them a reality show that would document their split. No shit.

Pratt told US Life & Style magazine: 'The divorce was real - just the idea behind it was different than most people's. Divorcing was the only way to keep Heidi's career going because everyone hated me so much.'

However, their - ahem- foolproof plan failed when the show never went ahead.

Montag, 24, says she regrets her 10 surgery procedures: 'I spent thousands on the procedures and after-care,' she says. 'I had private nurses coming twice a day for two months for treatments and bandage chances. Each time they came it cost $2000. I wish I didn't waste so much money on it.'

Pratt says, sagely, 'In hindsight, we shouldn't have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved.

'We did this to ourselves and feel like idiots.'

Idiots.