'Buddy Bear Maurice'?! seriously?

Jamie and Jools Oliver have named their fourth poor, poor child 'Buddy Bear Maurice'.

His beanie-baby-esque moniker follows a series of hideous names from Turkey Twizzler Towers: Poppy Honey, eight;  Daisy Boo, seven; and 17-month-old Petal Blossom.

Get a grip, people!

On an unrelated note, maybe it's just us, but doesn't The Big J look a bit like Pete Doherty in that picture?