Fashion Week parties

According to Vogue.com, both superduper models Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss hosted parties on the same night during fashion week. Kate's was to promote her new handbag collaboration with French label Longchamp, and Naomi's to celebrate her 25th year as a model

Obviously Being Boiled's invite got lost in the post, but we like to imagine what these parties may have been like for the attending guests:

Kate's do:

1. Music for the evening to consist mostly of britpop (lots of Primal Scream in particular) and anything by Moss's musician boyfriend. Removed from the iTunes genius playlist: The Libertines and Babyshambles.

2. Cameras banned from all bathrooms at the event.

Naomi's do:

1. Music for the evening: Campbell's debut album "Baby Woman", which presumably only the Japanese guests will be dancing to as the record was a resounding flop pretty much everywhere else in the world.

2. Gift bags in the form of small drawstring bags with small "dirty looking stones" inside. New Age crystals to promote good health and spirituality no doubt. Not blood diamonds. Oh no.

3. Staff and guests wearing protective headgear, looking around nervously for signs of airborne mobile phones.

A good night was, presumably, had by all.