We're in a Hough over possibly the most hideous lyrics hitherto penned.

Cheryl Cole's new single Promise This is, according to The Star, a tribute
to her new leech -like-lover Derek Hough.

The single, which is out next month, features possibly some of the most
stomach churning lyrics ever written.

Seemingly borrowed from a school-assembly hymnbook, we felt duty bound to
reprint some of these works of lyrical wizardry for your reading pleasure.
Read on - if you dare....


She sings: 'In the beginning, there was nothing, so empty, in the space
between.
'Then you came in, turned the lights on and created what has come to
be.
'Though I am walking through the shadows, you were with me and you comfort
me.

Promise this, if I die before I wake ... You'll be the last to kiss my
lips.'



Sweet. Jesus.


In much more interesting news, the song's release will clash with the first
solo single, Insatiable, by Chezza's Girls Aloud band-mate Nadine Coyle, 25.


Let the battle commence.